Category: real life
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FML, Where the "L" Stands for Lasagna
So let me tell you about my day. I woke up, took a shower, then tried to decide what shirt to wear. I was going to the gym later, so that had to factor that into my fashion choices. I came across my grey Alaska shirt, then thought to myself “you know, self, this is…
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At the Gym, Volume 4: The Grunter
UPDATE 09/25/09 11:15: None of you fuckers commented on this post, but check out the intense debate about it going on over at Reddit. UPDATE 09/25/09 11:23: I’m sorry I called you a fucker. You know I love you. If you’ve ever been to a gym, you’ve met the grunter. He (for he is invariably…
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The Will of Willow
There are people who say that creativity is an exclusively human trait. These people are wrong. Take my dog, Willow. In the morning, when she sees that I’m starting to wake up, she wants me to get out of bed as quickly as possible so she can go for her morning walk and pee. She…
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