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  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 4

    Good news everyone!1 I’m still single. That means I continue to check free internet dating sites once in a while, scouring them for the worst of the worst to mercilessly mock for your entertainment. And I mean it when I say “once in a while.” It doesn’t take long to find this stuff. The saddest…

  • The Glass’s Half Empty

    So there’s good news and there’s bad news. The good news it that I finally found those glasses I lost a few months ago. The bad news is that I found them in the washing machine. And they look like this: Ain’t those just the saddest little things you ever did see?

  • Movie Review: Zombieland (2009)

    Here is a quick review of Zombieland that I wrote while drunk: Zombie land is the latest zom-com from director woody harrelson. it is about zombies and it stars that kid from Get REal & Cursed and Dakota Fanning and also TEH ZOMBIES. but not the 1960s rock band, IDIOT. real zombies. Altho, I’m gonna…