Category: real life
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Suck Bite Blow
It’s the home stretch of NaNoWriMo, and I’m a few thousand words behind. But I’m gonna write like a mofo and get it done. I am happy to announce the title for this year’s novel. It is called “This Novel Sucks.” It is another unremarkable novel about vampires. While staring off into space instead of…
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Wonders Never Cease
So it’s a pretty embarrassing blotch in my otherwise perfect life, but I share a birthday with Mel Gibson. However, this minor tragedy is alleviated by also sharing a birthday with: Sergio Fucking Leone John Paul Fucking Jones J.R.R. Fucking Tolkein And I just found this out today, but also with: WINNIE FUCKING COOPER You…
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NaNoWriMo 2009
Hello blog. I am, once again, participating in NaNoWriMo, a.k.a. November, a.k.a. the month in which people try to write an entire novel. I’ll still blog, but not as much, and it will probably suck, since I only have a finite supply of creativity juice and all that will be left for here is the…
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