It’s the home stretch of NaNoWriMo, and I’m a few thousand words behind. But I’m gonna write like a mofo and get it done.
I am happy to announce the title for this year’s novel. It is called “This Novel Sucks.” It is another unremarkable novel about vampires.
While staring off into space instead of writing, I also came up with ideas to craft into novels for the next two Novembers.
Next year I shall unleash “This Novel Bites,” which is another unremarkable novel about werewolves.
The year after that, I shall write “This Novel Blows,” another unremarkable novel about wind creatures.
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4 responses to “Suck Bite Blow”
What the hell is a “wind creature”? Is this a novel you wrote? Or one you're reviewing?
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What the hell is a “wind creature”? Is this a novel you wrote? Or one you're reviewing?
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It's a creature made of wind.
I will write this novel in two Novembers.
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It's a creature made of wind. I will write this novel in two Novembers.
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