Suck Bite Blow

It’s the home stretch of NaNoWriMo, and I’m a few thousand words behind. But I’m gonna write like a mofo and get it done.

I am happy to announce the title for this year’s novel. It is called “This Novel Sucks.” It is another unremarkable novel about vampires.

While staring off into space instead of writing, I also came up with ideas to craft into novels for the next two Novembers.

Next year I shall unleash “This Novel Bites,” which is another unremarkable novel about werewolves.

The year after that, I shall write “This Novel Blows,” another unremarkable novel about wind creatures.


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4 responses to “Suck Bite Blow”

  1. Hey Lady! Avatar

    What the hell is a “wind creature”? Is this a novel you wrote? Or one you're reviewing?

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    What the hell is a “wind creature”? Is this a novel you wrote? Or one you're reviewing?

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  3. Phronk Avatar

    It's a creature made of wind.

    I will write this novel in two Novembers.

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    It's a creature made of wind. I will write this novel in two Novembers.

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