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  • Done

    Ugh. Done. Out of words now = me. Writing haaard.

  • Suck Bite Blow

    It’s the home stretch of NaNoWriMo, and I’m a few thousand words behind. But I’m gonna write like a mofo and get it done. I am happy to announce the title for this year’s novel. It is called “This Novel Sucks.” It is another unremarkable novel about vampires. While staring off into space instead of…

  • Wonders Never Cease

    So it’s a pretty embarrassing blotch in my otherwise perfect life, but I share a birthday with Mel Gibson. However, this minor tragedy is alleviated by also sharing a birthday with: Sergio Fucking Leone John Paul Fucking Jones J.R.R. Fucking Tolkein And I just found this out today, but also with: WINNIE FUCKING COOPER You…