Category: real life
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Thesis
Have you ever noticed that you can rearrange the letters in “thesis” to spell the word “shites”? That’s Scottish for shit or something. Quite the coincidence. Quite. Anyway, I’m finally done writing my thesis. Here is a picture of a vampire, because it came up when I searched Google Images for “thesis.” Maybe somebody out…
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The Office
Wanna know why I haven’t been posting any blog stuff lately? This is why: That’s my office. All those books and articles are crap I need in order to write my thesis. I have to get it done by tomorrow. Current status: Not done. And if I don’t have time to organize my papers or…
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Parking Meter Debauchery
I was walking around campus today, and came across one of those concrete slabs that divide parking lots. I tried to be really cool by hopping up the slanty slide of it and jumping off, landing on the other side. I pulled off the sick maneuver, but then I imagined myself tripping and falling over…
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