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  • Parking Meter Debauchery

    I was walking around campus today, and came across one of those concrete slabs that divide parking lots. I tried to be really cool by hopping up the slanty slide of it and jumping off, landing on the other side. I pulled off the sick maneuver, but then I imagined myself tripping and falling over…

  • Jesus Crustacean

    The weekend was quite fun. The booze party was a success. If I blew the blood alcohol level I did during the party while driving, I’d be arrested for driving while dead. I guess when you don’t rinse with water before blowing, you can get up to levels that should be lethal. I spent the…

  • Miscellaneous Facts

    Speaking of sidewalk etiquette, I was pushed off the sidewalk by two moms today. They obviously don’t read my blog. If they did want to read my blog, one way to do it would be to search Google for “how much does hemroid surgery cost”. Phronk.com comes up as one of the top 10 search…