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  • Dr. Phronk’s Weight Loss Challenge

    I’m back. One thing I’ve recently discovered is that writing on this blog is not a hobby, but rather, a procrastination technique. This is demonstrated by the fact that I only blog when I have other, more productive, things to do, and neglect the blog when I’m sitting on my ass all day. Which brings…

  • Music and Camping

    Hello. I am back. I went camping. Here are some observations: How do forest fires start when it’s so damn hard just to keep chunks of dry wood burning? Apparently, if you leave garbage out overnight while camping, animals actually will find your campsite and rip it open. It’s not a myth. Real snakes are…

  • Blinded With Science

    Here is a test of your intelligence: He-Man and Friends are to the Universe as Phronk is to __________ ? That’s right, I’m a MASTER OF SCIENCE, fuckers. Now I will leave civilization for a few days. Bye. P.S. This is a picture of me graduating