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  • iPoo

    I did it. I ordered an iPod. I just did it yesterday, figuring I’d have a few days before it shipped in case I wanted to change my mind and cancel the order, but no; it shipped this morning. This is the first time I’ve put something on my credit card without having enough money…

  • The Fruit of the Tree of Music

    I feel like the biblical Eve. Except I have a penis, and the Apple I’m tempted by is a large corporation rather than a fruit, and the devil’s name is Steve Jobs. Get it? I compared being tempted to buy an iPod with the story of Eve. See what I did there? It’s very clever.…

  • The Neighbours (Part 2)

    I’ve written before about how the people who live around here, and their kids, have problems. It has not gotten any better since then. Here are some of the charming things they have done lately: Left various toys in the parking lot (their primary playground). Since it’s a parking lot, cars tend to, you know,…