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  • I Never Fart

    I promised fart talk, and apparently today is TMI Thursday, so here we go. I don’t fart. People don’t believe me when I tell them this, but it’s true. I’ll qualify by saying that of course a little one slips once in a while, like if I laugh too hard after eating a tub of…

  • Movie Review: Zombieland (2009)

    Here is a quick review of Zombieland that I wrote while drunk: Zombie land is the latest zom-com from director woody harrelson. it is about zombies and it stars that kid from Get REal & Cursed and Dakota Fanning and also TEH ZOMBIES. but not the 1960s rock band, IDIOT. real zombies. Altho, I’m gonna…

  • Fatherhood

    One day I’m going to finally meet a special lady, and we will be lucky enough to bring a new life into this world. We’ll rush to the hospital, then await the little bundle of joy, marveling at how he will soon breathe air for the very first time. And I can’t wait for the…