One day I’m going to finally meet a special lady, and we will be lucky enough to bring a new life into this world. We’ll rush to the hospital, then await the little bundle of joy, marveling at how he will soon breathe air for the very first time. And I can’t wait for the moment when he finally emerges into this brave new world, then I punch him in the face, and I says to him, I says, “welcome to Earth!”
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I thought that you were quoting my favourite Vonnegut quote there… and then wow, that was the opposite!
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I thought that you were quoting my favourite Vonnegut quote there… and then wow, that was the opposite!
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So you're planning to have an alien baby? I hear they're the future.
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So you're planning to have an alien baby? I hear they're the future.
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Jen: It's just another way of telling babies they got to be kind. Sometimes newborn babies need a little force to know what's what.
Shine: Yeah totally. The alien women in Star Trek are always hot.
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Jen: It's just another way of telling babies they got to be kind. Sometimes newborn babies need a little force to know what's what.Shine: Yeah totally. The alien women in Star Trek are always hot.
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Your seed should stay where it is, in the crumpled kleenex beside your couch. Please don't breed!!
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Your seed should stay where it is, in the crumpled kleenex beside your couch. Please don't breed!!
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Were you also drunk when you wrote this post? Or do you really not want kids… This post will have all potential dates of yours reaching for the birth control…
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Were you also drunk when you wrote this post? Or do you really not want kids… This post will have all potential dates of yours reaching for the birth control…
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