Category: movies / music / tv

  • Straight to DVD, Straight to Awesome

    Do you realize how many movies get made? The handful of new releases in theaters are just a sampling of the movies released each week. I’m talking about the straight-to-DVD crap that you never hear about before it comes out, and probably never hear about after it comes out unless your eyes happen to wander…

  • Numb3rs

    Here are some numbers that I am proud of: Number of Facebook friends: Almost 200. Since my self-worth is defined by the number of Facebook friends acquaintances I have accumulated, I’m quite happy to be close to the 200 mark. I know many of you socialite types have way more, but just let me bask…

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#43 to 47)

    You thought I’d forgotten, didn’t you? You didn’t think I could do it? Well screw you, I’m back, and almost halfway through. Here are some more original ideas for horror movies (depressing cynical edition): 43). Cell 2: Cellularer: In a fanfic sequel to Stephen King’s Cell, a mysterious signal is sent to cell phones, but…