Category: movies / music / tv

  • Fa Fa Fa, FaFaFa Fa Fa

    Oh Apple. I love you, but why do you disappoint me so? All I want is a new iPod that holds more than my old iPod and does more cool stuff. The only thing that does that is the new iPod classic, which barely got a mention at today’s Apple event, was actually downgraded from…

  • Land of the Living Commercial People

    Hey, remember when I first wrote about people who appear in multiple commercials and their connection with zombies? Remember I wrote about hot dog-food-girl, who is also Kit-Kat-girl? Then later, I wrote about Natalie Brown, the Bailey’s/ketchup girl, who got her own show, Sophie? And was also in a zombie movie? IT COMES FULL CIRCLE.…

  • Food Logic Volume 7: Oreo + Apple Juice

    A wise person has revealed to me a breakthrough discovery in the science of food mathematics. Here is the formula: Oreo Cookie + Apple Juice = Dirty Sweaty Gym Sock There is no logic behind this. It is an irreducible truth. On a related note, remember Neon Oreos? So do I! But it seems that…