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  • Movie Review: Zombieland (2009)

    Here is a quick review of Zombieland that I wrote while drunk: Zombie land is the latest zom-com from director woody harrelson. it is about zombies and it stars that kid from Get REal & Cursed and Dakota Fanning and also TEH ZOMBIES. but not the 1960s rock band, IDIOT. real zombies. Altho, I’m gonna…

  • My Bar Chart Turned Into a Flow Chart and Made a Scatterplot

    Guys! I figured out how to make one of my diagrams even better! Now I know what some of you are thinking. You’re thinking, “my my, this fellow is awfully immature for someone who’s almost 30”, or “you have too much time on your hands”, or “golly gee, these do not fit the Chicago Manual…

  • Fatherhood

    One day I’m going to finally meet a special lady, and we will be lucky enough to bring a new life into this world. We’ll rush to the hospital, then await the little bundle of joy, marveling at how he will soon breathe air for the very first time. And I can’t wait for the…