Phronk.com

Category: london ontario

  • Conversations With Dumb People

    At the McDonalds drive-through (aka drive-thru) today: V: “I’ll have a number 2 combo.”McDonalds Employee: “Would you like cheese on that?”V: “On the quarter pounder with cheese?”McDonalds Employee: “Yeah.”V: “Yes, I’ll have cheese on that.”

  • Random Ramblings

    I just had the best bagel. It was jalapeno flavoured, with cheese on top. The jalapeno flavour came from real chunks of jalapeno…not “jalapeno product” poured into the dough, as per usual. I thank the lady at Encounters for recommending it to me. She is my hero. Wanna know something sad? I have more spam…

  • The Cowboy Menace

    I have noticed a growing cowboy problem in London as of late. Last night I went to Downtown Kathy Brown’s * , and it seemed like half of the people there were wearing cowboy hats. What the hell? And a few nights earlier, we were getting into our brand new car, when we were accosted…