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  • Food Review: The KFC Double Down

    When the Double Down was announced on April 1st, many people thought it was either a prank or the downfall of human civilization. Consisting of two battered and deep-fried chicken breasts embracing cheese, bacon, and “the colonel’s secret sauce” (stop hitting on me colonel), it’s like everything unhealthy stuffed together in one big gob. So…

  • Spoiled

    You know how outdated media companies could combat piracy? By seeding file sharing sites with files that have spoilers in the file names. I’d be reluctant to try searching an illicit download site if I’m likely to come across Harry_Potter_6(DVDRiP)_SNAPEKILLSDUMBLEDORE.avi or SurvivorS01E11_Richard_Wins.XviD or Six_Feet_Under_hey_guess_what_everyone_dies.mov. I don’t want to encourage them, but it’s not like dying…

  • If I had a horse, I think I’d name him Bacon. Because then I could say “I’m going to get Bacon the horse.” Get it? Because that sounds sort of like “back on the horse.” Which is an idiom. Fuck, never mind. My favourite AC/DC song is Bacon Black.