If I had a horse, I think I’d name him Bacon. Because then I could say “I’m going to get Bacon the horse.”
Get it? Because that sounds sort of like “back on the horse.”
Which is an idiom.
Fuck, never mind.
My favourite AC/DC song is Bacon Black.
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I had a friend who called her pig bacon…mostly because that was how it was going to end up
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I had a friend who called her pig bacon…mostly because that was how it was going to end up
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Haha oh, that's kinda sad.
Wait, is there a word for horse meat?
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Haha oh, that's kinda sad. Wait, is there a word for horse meat?
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presumably you could also name the horse “beer can”
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presumably you could also name the horse “beer can”
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I used to know someone with a pet pot-bellied pig named “Bacon” and while everyone else thought it was sick, I always thought it was awesome.
Sort of like naming your goldfish “Fishstick” and “Chips,” which I think I will do the next time I happen to be in possession of goldfish.
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I used to know someone with a pet pot-bellied pig named “Bacon” and while everyone else thought it was sick, I always thought it was awesome.Sort of like naming your goldfish “Fishstick” and “Chips,” which I think I will do the next time I happen to be in possession of goldfish.
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