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Category: deep thoughts

  • Music and Camping

    Hello. I am back. I went camping. Here are some observations: How do forest fires start when it’s so damn hard just to keep chunks of dry wood burning? Apparently, if you leave garbage out overnight while camping, animals actually will find your campsite and rip it open. It’s not a myth. Real snakes are…

  • A List

    Here is a list: Dog Food Monster Squad The Letter N Bundles of Sticks Three Bananas Existential Anxiety Horsies Loverboy Houdini Getting Punched in the Stomach Sausages Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.

  • I Am So Pissed Off

    I came across an excellent little game which you simply must play. The Urinal Game tests your knowledge of awkward urinal situations. This only directly applies to males, but you girls may want to play too just to see the deep philosophical questions us guys have to deal with every time we go to the…