A List

Here is a list:

  • Dog Food
  • Monster Squad
  • The Letter N
  • Bundles of Sticks
  • Three Bananas
  • Existential Anxiety
  • Horsies
  • Loverboy
  • Houdini Getting Punched in the Stomach
  • Sausages

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.


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38 responses to “A List”

  1. The Holywriter Avatar

    I agree with this list…I think.

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    Anonymous

    I agree with this list…I think.

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  3. The Stevo in H-Town Avatar

    That ain’t nuthin’:1) Tuna Helper2) Dwarf Posse’s3) The Letter Scarlett4) Stacks of Bricks5) A cupla Tomatoes6) Righteous Shackles7) Teeter-Totters8) Blow-Up Dolls9) Mother Theresa pukin’10) Tacos

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    That ain’t nuthin’:1) Tuna Helper2) Dwarf Posse’s3) The Letter Scarlett4) Stacks of Bricks5) A cupla Tomatoes6) Righteous Shackles7) Teeter-Totters8) Blow-Up Dolls9) Mother Theresa pukin’10) Tacos

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  5. Timmy Avatar

    I have a few lists too, here is one: 1. high top tennis shoes with lime green laces2. tomato sandwich3. Three’s Company4. fags5. BBQ6. 2 Live Crew7. house arrest8. Oprah going broke9. leather chaps10. Sneaker Pimps

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    I have a few lists too, here is one: 1. high top tennis shoes with lime green laces2. tomato sandwich3. Three’s Company4. fags5. BBQ6. 2 Live Crew7. house arrest8. Oprah going broke9. leather chaps10. Sneaker Pimps

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  7. Adorable Girlfriend Avatar

    Nice…you are going camping.Please add some Currier and Ives notecards to send to grandma.

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    Anonymous

    Nice…you are going camping.Please add some Currier and Ives notecards to send to grandma.

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  9. Phronk Avatar

    Thank you. Your lists reveal truths beyond comprehension. Keep up the good work.

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    Thank you. Your lists reveal truths beyond comprehension. Keep up the good work.

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  11. Butchieboy Avatar

    1. all the Barbies with no heads2. all their shoes3. the duct tape and blankets in my trunk4. that box of pornos from the seventies5. flashlight6. Tim’s wallet7. goddamn tampons8. Spiderman 2 DVD9. get a check from Dave10. give dog a bath

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    all the Barbies with no heads2. all their shoes3. the duct tape and blankets in my trunk4. that box of pornos from the seventies5. flashlight6. Tim’s wallet7. goddamn tampons8. Spiderman 2 DVD9. get a check from Dave10. give dog a bath

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  13. Timmy Avatar

    Stay outa my damn wallet, and quit asking me for money, fag!

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    Stay outa my damn wallet, and quit asking me for money, fag!

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  15. BrockFuckingSamson Avatar

    I love that movie Monster Squad!

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    I love that movie Monster Squad!

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  17. madamerouge Avatar

    Parts of your list remind me of various <>Simpsons<> and <>Kids in the Hall<> episodes.

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    Parts of your list remind me of various Simpsons and Kids in the Hall episodes.

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  19. Shora Avatar

    – Cats are better than dogs– Did you finish your thesis?– I like the letter K– Did you finish your thesis?– Did you finish your thesis?– Anxiety over your thesis?– Pussies– Tool– Didn’t Houdini do something nifty in Niagara some time or other?– TacosSo… did you finish your thesis? Yes, I’m a mother.

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    Cats are better than dogs- Did you finish your thesis?- I like the letter K- Did you finish your thesis?- Did you finish your thesis?- Anxiety over your thesis?- Pussies- Tool- Didn’t Houdini do something nifty in Niagara some time or other?- TacosSo… did you finish your thesis? Yes, I’m a mother.

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  21. Jason Avatar

    – <>Crystal Light<> (iced tea flavor)– Guns, Germs and Steel DVD– The Letter from Mom– The Bottles of Pills– Fifty Cherries– Depression– Housemates– Maurice Chevalier– Bill O’Reilly getting fisted– Tuna

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    Crystal Light (iced tea flavor)- Guns, Germs and Steel DVD- The Letter from Mom- The Bottles of Pills- Fifty Cherries- Depression- Housemates- Maurice Chevalier- Bill O’Reilly getting fisted- Tuna

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  23. Tank Avatar

    I’ll bring the dog food and the bananas

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    I’ll bring the dog food and the bananas

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    Anonymous

    mmmmmmmmmm, tuna!

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    Anonymous

    mmmmmmmmmm, tuna!

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  27. GC Avatar

    If this is about The Deepak … you are playing with fire, pal.Psychopathologically yours,GC

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    If this is about The Deepak … you are playing with fire, pal.Psychopathologically yours,GC

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  29. Vile Blasphemer Avatar

    1. Kimchi2. The Goonies3. The Letter V4. Tinder5. Two Apricots6. Hedonistic Bliss7. Kitties8. Frank Sinatra9. Bruce Lee’s fatal dinner10. Corned Beef

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    Kimchi2. The Goonies3. The Letter V4. Tinder5. Two Apricots6. Hedonistic Bliss7. Kitties8. Frank Sinatra9. Bruce Lee’s fatal dinner10. Corned Beef

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  31. Phronk Avatar

    Thanks all so much for your cooperation. I hath LOLed sever-al times.Please not that Bruce Lee was murdered by the Triads, though, and actually never made it to dinner.

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    Thanks all so much for your cooperation. I hath LOLed sever-al times.Please not that Bruce Lee was murdered by the Triads, though, and actually never made it to dinner.

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  33. Amanda Avatar

    You forgot a few things: * Mango Salsa* Grandpa’s old compass* Religious Fundamentalism* Bread stuck in braces* Used Maxi Pads* Cabbage soup* the above’s ensuing gas* athlete’s foot

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    You forgot a few things: * Mango Salsa* Grandpa’s old compass* Religious Fundamentalism* Bread stuck in braces* Used Maxi Pads* Cabbage soup* the above’s ensuing gas* athlete’s foot

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