Category: deep thoughts
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XXXMas
Did it ever occur to you that Christianity is mostly based on a woman trying to hide how slutty she was? “Mary! What the fuck!” “No seriously, I’m a virgin. It’s…it’s a miracle?” Then, two thousand and ten years later, we have a pope who doesn’t believe in birth control.
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Why You Shouldn’t Date or Hire Michael Bolton
So I’ve had the Michael Bolton song Said I Loved You But I Lied stuck in my head for a week (mostly thanks to EvilFlu). This has given me some time to analyze the lyrics. Here is the song’s big twist (SPOILER ALERT): Said I loved you but I lied‘Cause this is more than love…
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What Scares Me
Given the time of year, a lot of people have been writing about what scares them (see EvilFlu, CarissaJaded, SnoopDogg). Never one to avoid a bandwagon, here is what scares me: WolvesTo me, a wolf with its teeth bared is one of the most frightening images I can think of. If something is going to…
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