Year: 2008
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Puppy Scratches and Handwritten Bar Stamp
I woke up on my couch, my shirt covered in crumbs. I tried to swallow, and my mouth was full of crumbs too. I guess I was so dehydrated that the nachos I’d stuffed in my mouth and half-chewed, in a futile attempt to avoid a hangover, had dried to a crumble. The picture above…
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Bike
This is my sweet-ass new bike. Thanks Yvonne! It doesn’t actually have a headlight; that’s just the reflector being all reflecty with the flash. Now I can get places in a fraction of the time that I could before. And I can do it [SMUG ALERT] without harming the environment with stinky car fumes [/SMUG…
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Me Literate
So remember I told you that I submitted a short story for publication? Yeah, well, for some reason they thought it was good enough to buy. I guess I’m a real fiction writer now. I got my check in the mail today. It’s a small amount, but that’s not the point; the fact that someone…
