Month: August 2008

  • Food Logic Volume 7: Oreo + Apple Juice

    A wise person has revealed to me a breakthrough discovery in the science of food mathematics. Here is the formula: Oreo Cookie + Apple Juice = Dirty Sweaty Gym Sock There is no logic behind this. It is an irreducible truth. On a related note, remember Neon Oreos? So do I! But it seems that…

  • Don't Like / Do Like

    Here are two things that I do not like: The fact that, when I see two houseflies buzzing around, tangled together, humping each other, I start to feel kinda lonely. Seeing posters on every other lamp post, reading LOST DOG, $250 reward. The kids, especially, want her back. She is sick and needs medication. These…

  • Don’t Like / Do Like

    Here are two things that I do not like: The fact that, when I see two houseflies buzzing around, tangled together, humping each other, I start to feel kinda lonely. Seeing posters on every other lamp post, reading LOST DOG, $250 reward. The kids, especially, want her back. She is sick and needs medication. These…

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