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  • Story Time: "Where The Zooey Deschanel Blood Enters The Heart" by Kitty Glitter

    Remember when I told you about my new favourite writer, Kitty Glitter? Well, s/he put up a Fiverr gig to write a story about Meow Solo and Zooey Deschanel (stars of Wil Wheaton: Teenage Hump Machine and its sequel, Ashton Kutcher’s Space-Sex Rampage), featuring me, for five bucks. I know, bargain! Here it is in its…

  • "Songs For Mastubations" and Other Search Terms Used to Find Phronk.com (Volume 7)

    I haven’t done this in a while. Here are some of the doors through which people walked to get to Phronk.com. Long-time readers will realize that most of these people entered to find exactly what they were looking for. stupid stuff on the internet [Note: any Google search can probably safely omit “on the internet.”] vampire…

  • Device Review: Condiment Gun

    Back on Father’s Day, I figured The Met market was the perfect place to find a gift. Fathers are, after all, old, and thus have probably already acquired all common material possessions they need at some point in their long lives. They need something unique. Few are lucky enough to have acquired possessions from the…

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