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Ugly Conservative Cake, and It’s a Small World, After All
Recently, this appeared in my inbox: You may not remember me-and it’s totally okay if you don’t-but my name’s Aimee. […] I found your blog because my Google reader recommended it based on my other reading habits. It turns out it was right, I was interested because I’ve met you and you are, in fact,…
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At the Gym, Volume 3: Misread Signs
I often know what an ambiguous sign is trying to communicate, but I like to imagine alternative and more hilarious meanings. At the gym, there are plenty of signs for intentional misreading. One sign reads: “A person trainer CAN: Help you lose weight Help you build tone and definition Add 3 inches to your penis…
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Flow Chart to My Heart
This blog, man, is it ever a chick magnet. It’s just a constant flow of propositions, marriage proposals, and nudie pictures in my inbox. I need a way to separate the wheat from the chaff. To tell the cream from the crop. To find that needle in the haystack. What I’m saying is, I need…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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