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The Beatles: Colonoscopy
Today is 09/09/09, marking (in a clever little reference to Revolution 9) the release of The Beatles: Rock Band. But let’s talk about colons. Most people hear the name of the game, and they assume that it’s another Rock Band game, being described as a Beatles edition. Which Rock Band is this? It’s The Beatles…
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I'm Not a Fan
You know how most bathrooms have a fan in the ceiling? Do those actually go anywhere? Or are they just there to make noise to cover up farts? It’s like, I’ve never done this, but in a public washroom, if your friend has to go make a loud poop, you can keep the hand dryer…
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I’m Not a Fan
You know how most bathrooms have a fan in the ceiling? Do those actually go anywhere? Or are they just there to make noise to cover up farts? It’s like, I’ve never done this, but in a public washroom, if your friend has to go make a loud poop, you can keep the hand dryer…

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