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  • Fatherhood

    One day I’m going to finally meet a special lady, and we will be lucky enough to bring a new life into this world. We’ll rush to the hospital, then await the little bundle of joy, marveling at how he will soon breathe air for the very first time. And I can’t wait for the…

  • Benatography

    Oh hi guys. I did some science and made some discoveries. Here are the figures so far: THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING. ?

  • FML, Where the "L" Stands for Lasagna

    So let me tell you about my day. I woke up, took a shower, then tried to decide what shirt to wear. I was going to the gym later, so that had to factor that into my fashion choices. I came across my grey Alaska shirt, then thought to myself “you know, self, this is…

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