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Search Terms Used to Find Phronk.com, Volume 7
I’m still writing that novel (almost 30 000 words, motherfuckers!), so I don’t have time for a real blog post. Here are ways that people have found Phronk.com recently: – conservative cake– bob ross joy of painting book 23 – how to keep things out of my 3 year olds mouth– how to talk interesting–…
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Never Forgive, Never Forget
This is another post I’m being paid to write. You know what that means: PASS. On to the next blog. It’s Sunday anyway, so why are you reading this? Go call your mom or something. Today’s lovely sponsor is Warranty Elephant. When I first saw the name, I was all like “OMFG, like, what do…
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Do What You Do – Down On Me
Here is a list of things that are way funnier if done while crying: Eating. Exercising to workout videos from the 80s. Writing “LOL” on your ex’s Facebook wall. Giving a lap dance (obvs.) Receiving oral sex. fjlk’;safd
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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