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  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Supplemental Issue

    Here are a few things that are related to my Horrors of Internet Dating series. Inspired by my adventures, Wendy has posted about her own OKCupid horrors: Must be Capable of Preparing a Turkey Dinner. I’m reminded a bit of Dimitri the Stud (you gotta listen to that if you haven’t already).1 On my last…

  • Fuckin Science. How Does That Work?

    You’ve probably seen this: The take-home message seems to be that people should just enjoy “miracles” like trees, dirt, and cell-phone-eating pelicans (?) without questioning them. These lines in particular reveal where ICP is coming from: Fucking magnets, how do they work?And I don’t wanna talk to a scientistY’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed…

  • Indian Hot (Feeling a Draft, Volume 1)

    For every few blog posts that I actually, uh, post, there is a post that I start writing, then get bored or distracted, so I abandon it. I post-date these posts a few months or a year ahead, so I see them at the top of my list of posts and don’t forget about them, then save…

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