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The Emotional Ramifications of Bleeps and Bloops
The iPhone needs more options for the new text message sound. There are only six beeps, bongs, and honks available, with no ability to add new ones. I say this not out of a vain need for customization, but for the emotional well-being of iPhone users. This is modern life: You meet someone you like,…
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If I had a horse, I think I’d name him Bacon. Because then I could say “I’m going to get Bacon the horse.” Get it? Because that sounds sort of like “back on the horse.” Which is an idiom. Fuck, never mind. My favourite AC/DC song is Bacon Black.
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 8
When you’re looking for someone to date, one of the most important things is having something in common. Luckily, OkCupid has advanced algorithms that can scour profiles and identify common interests. Thanks. That really helps this person stand out from everyone else. Although some people need more help standing out than others. Pro tip: if…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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