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Sucks/Cool So I went to the dentist today to get some cavities filled (so I forgot to floss for a few months…it’s not my fault, I had a lot on my mind). Now I can’t feel my face. It sucks because I’m hungry but I can’t eat or I might bite my own tongue off.…
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Sick If you use a Hotmail email address, you probably know how much junk mail you can get every day. Usually it’s pretty obvious what’s junk mail and what’s real mail just by the subject line. If it says “TIGHT 18 YEAR OLD MIDGET SLUTS WITH HORSES!” then it’s obviously junk mail (unless you’re into…
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I Am Better Than You. So I saw Blade 2 tonight. That’s right, I got to see it a whole day before everybody else, because I am God. It was an excellent movie. If you liked the dance club scene in the first Blade, this is basically two hours of that, and with wrestling moves.…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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