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The Philosophy of Raisins There are 2 scoops of raisins in every package of Kellog’s Raisin Bran, right? Does that include the big “family size” packages? Because if so, then the concentration of raisins gets smaller as the package gets bigger. What a rip-off. If I liked raisins, maybe I’d be upset. And hey, try…
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Sucks/Cool So I went to the dentist today to get some cavities filled (so I forgot to floss for a few months…it’s not my fault, I had a lot on my mind). Now I can’t feel my face. It sucks because I’m hungry but I can’t eat or I might bite my own tongue off.…
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Sick If you use a Hotmail email address, you probably know how much junk mail you can get every day. Usually it’s pretty obvious what’s junk mail and what’s real mail just by the subject line. If it says “TIGHT 18 YEAR OLD MIDGET SLUTS WITH HORSES!” then it’s obviously junk mail (unless you’re into…
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