If you use a Hotmail email address, you probably know how much junk mail you can get every day. Usually it’s pretty obvious what’s junk mail and what’s real mail just by the subject line. If it says “TIGHT 18 YEAR OLD MIDGET SLUTS WITH HORSES!” then it’s obviously junk mail (unless you’re into that sort of thing). However, today, the junk mail people actually fooled me into opening one of them. Here it is:

Subject: Rape

Rape? That doesn’t sound like junk mail. It doesn’t sound like any normal mail I get either, but I was intrigued, so I clicked it.

Don’t be raped by high interest rates!

Dude! Now that is just sick. Using the concept of rape to sell something…geez. Who’s going to click on your link after reading that? Especially when the address is at “”, and from a guy named “birthdaybill”. I’m too scared to click on it and see what’s there…I’m afraid it’s actually Birthday Bill’s gallery of people he’s killed and eaten. If you’re braver than me, go nuts.

Current Best Song Ever: Norwegian Wood (The Bird Has Flown) by The Beatles.



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