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How to Protect Your Carotid Artery
Check out this story. Summary: A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal’s enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday. Sorry to bring up religion once again, but this is just hilarious (well, less so for the family…
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Food Logic
Premise 1: Shrimp goes good with coconut.Premise 2: Coconut goes good with chocolate. Conclusion: Shrimp goes good with chocolate.
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Evil
Some of you might think I’m evil based on the last few posts. Well, here is scientific proof that I am, in fact, less than 50% evil: You Are 44% Evil You are evil, but you haven’t yet mastered the dark side.Fear not though – you are on your way to world domination. How Evil…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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