A blog and other information about the person known as Phronk online.
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Thesis
Have you ever noticed that you can rearrange the letters in “thesis” to spell the word “shites”? That’s Scottish for shit or something. Quite the coincidence. Quite. Anyway, I’m finally done writing my thesis. Here is a picture of a vampire, because it came up when I searched Google Images for “thesis.” Maybe somebody out…
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A List
Here is a list: Dog Food Monster Squad The Letter N Bundles of Sticks Three Bananas Existential Anxiety Horsies Loverboy Houdini Getting Punched in the Stomach Sausages Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
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The Office
Wanna know why I haven’t been posting any blog stuff lately? This is why: That’s my office. All those books and articles are crap I need in order to write my thesis. I have to get it done by tomorrow. Current status: Not done. And if I don’t have time to organize my papers or…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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