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T.U.R.T.L.E. Power
Hell yeah. This new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie looks kickass. I think you can tell a lot about a person and the progression of their life by what Ninja Turtle is their favourite at any given time. When I was very young, I used to be a Michelangelo fan. He was borderline retarded, but…
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Thesis
Have you ever noticed that you can rearrange the letters in “thesis” to spell the word “shites”? That’s Scottish for shit or something. Quite the coincidence. Quite. Anyway, I’m finally done writing my thesis. Here is a picture of a vampire, because it came up when I searched Google Images for “thesis.” Maybe somebody out…
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A List
Here is a list: Dog Food Monster Squad The Letter N Bundles of Sticks Three Bananas Existential Anxiety Horsies Loverboy Houdini Getting Punched in the Stomach Sausages Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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