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  • The Fruit of the Tree of Music

    I feel like the biblical Eve. Except I have a penis, and the Apple I’m tempted by is a large corporation rather than a fruit, and the devil’s name is Steve Jobs. Get it? I compared being tempted to buy an iPod with the story of Eve. See what I did there? It’s very clever.…

  • Book Review: Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

    Just finished reading Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk. Most people know him as the guy who wrote Fight Club. Invisible Monsters is so full of twists and turns that I feel that I’d give important plot points away with even a brief summary of the book. But basically, it’s about a fashion model who gets…

  • The Neighbours (Part 2)

    I’ve written before about how the people who live around here, and their kids, have problems. It has not gotten any better since then. Here are some of the charming things they have done lately: Left various toys in the parking lot (their primary playground). Since it’s a parking lot, cars tend to, you know,…

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