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  • Book Review: Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk

    Just finished reading Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk. Most people know him as the guy who wrote Fight Club. Invisible Monsters is so full of twists and turns that I feel that I’d give important plot points away with even a brief summary of the book. But basically, it’s about a fashion model who gets…

  • The Neighbours (Part 2)

    I’ve written before about how the people who live around here, and their kids, have problems. It has not gotten any better since then. Here are some of the charming things they have done lately: Left various toys in the parking lot (their primary playground). Since it’s a parking lot, cars tend to, you know,…

  • It Sucks That Steve Irwin is Dead

    I can’t believe Steve Irwin died this morning. He’s one of those people who I wish I could be if I wasn’t such a pussy. He also seemed like such a genuinely good guy, helping wildlife in his home country and entertaining people by being goofy on TV. This sucks ass. You could say you…

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