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iPoo
I did it. I ordered an iPod. I just did it yesterday, figuring I’d have a few days before it shipped in case I wanted to change my mind and cancel the order, but no; it shipped this morning. This is the first time I’ve put something on my credit card without having enough money…
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Triumph of the Rossi Possi
I’m quite chuffed with the fact that Lukas Rossi won Rockstar: Supernova. He’s been consistently great from the beginning. I guess being Canadian helps too, tapping into that tiny bit of national pride in me. That’s two Canadians to win Rockstar in a row, proving beyond a doubt that Canada is full of people who…
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The Fruit of the Tree of Music
I feel like the biblical Eve. Except I have a penis, and the Apple I’m tempted by is a large corporation rather than a fruit, and the devil’s name is Steve Jobs. Get it? I compared being tempted to buy an iPod with the story of Eve. See what I did there? It’s very clever.…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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