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Reality Television Secrets
So I TiVo’ed American Idol last night and watched it this morning. I discovered that, if you fast forward through the commercials and useless filler, you can watch a 2 hour episode of Idol in approximately 40 minutes. That means about 66% of the show is skippable. It’s not a good sign when you’re watching…
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Willies and Hoohaas
Wanna see something really stupid? Apparently, some schools in the Southern U.S.banned a book for using the word “scrotum”. Then, in an unrelated story, The Vagina Monologues was renamed “The Hoohaa Monologues” because somebody complained. Seriously. Both of the articles cite the reason for the bannings is that kids might/did ask what a scrotum/vagina is.…
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Leatherfacebook
Is it just me, or has Facebook (sort of a Myspace for people over the age of 7) become huge lately? When I first joined, I had no friends, so all I could do was edit my favourite movies over and over; it was not much different than Usless Account. Now, suddenly – and I…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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