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  • Proof That Nickelback Sucks

    Ok ok, I kinda like Nickelback. Their music is pretty generic and they sound like idiots in interviews, but they can put on a good show. I saw them a while back, and the dude would friggin strike a power chord while he posed on a raised platform and fireworks and fireballs and shit would…

  • 50 Things To Do To Stop Global Warming

    Here is a list of 50 things you can do to not feel guilty about global warming. I think this stuff is pretty important, because seriously, we’re going to destroy the Earth. It might be sooner, it might be later, but pumping pollution into the air can’t be a good thing, so we should probably…

  • Reality Television Secrets

    So I TiVo’ed American Idol last night and watched it this morning. I discovered that, if you fast forward through the commercials and useless filler, you can watch a 2 hour episode of Idol in approximately 40 minutes. That means about 66% of the show is skippable. It’s not a good sign when you’re watching…

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