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Exciting Update
No time to blog. Writing novel. Check it: Red squares mean I’m falling behind. Don’t even have time to write novel. But at least I’m ahead of failed novelists Geoff and Nick: And at least London Ontario is ahead of Estonia: Hahahahha…fucking Estonia. Suck it! SUCK LONDON’S WORDS ESTONIA!!!! P.S. I don’t even know where…
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DST
Remember, kids, today is the only day when time travel is legal. We get to set our clocks back a whole hour at some point today. It’s a good thing, too, because I’ve got a shitload of stuff to do; papers to mark, video games to play, a novel to write. I just have to…
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Have You Got Another Jump I Could Hoop Through?
Speaking of spooky psychic stuff, today I was preparing a lecture when two things struck me almost simultaneously: Sloan’s song “She Says What She Means” popped into my head, and I had to pee like a racehorse. I scurried to the bathroom; relief filled me as I emptied my bladder, all the while humming the…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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