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  • Deception Cream

    The following ad appeared at the top of this blog recently: What the hell is deception cream? What sort of cream has anything to do with deception? The only thing I can think of is that it’s a cream you rub on somebody you want to deceive in order to make them more suggestible. “Yeah…

  • Wine

    Another nice thing about living on my own is that there never needs to be any wine around. Wine is gross. I think the whole idea of wine came about when someone discovered some old nasty grape juice at the back of their fridge, and his friend dared him to drink it. Then another friend…

  • I AM INTERNET

    OMG I have internet again. I remember when I used to say things like “I got internet” as a joke, because the internet is one thing, so it should be “I got access to the internet” or something. But it really doesn’t sound as funny anymore. Maybe because (the?) internet has become so common that…

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