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Dr. Phronk’s Weight Loss Solution
I’ve lost quite a bit of weight in the last few weeks. People always seem to be wanting to lose weight. Evidence of this is on the radio here in London, where there is this ad that plays on FM96 every few minutes for a product called Evercleanse. It begins with “are you a woman…
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Cougar Hunting Tips
I think that one of the best ways to pick up cougars is to work at a liquor store or The Beer Store. You can ID any cougars that pass through, pointing to the sign that says “if you look under 30, prepare to show your ID”, and faking really genuine lines like “there is…
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Lumps
Life is all about lumps. A girl meets a boy and she gets a lump in her throat. He’s got bulging lumps in all the right places. The lumps on her chest give him a lump in his pants. More lumps and humps, and soon there’s another tiny lump growing in the girl’s belly. There…
I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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