I think that one of the best ways to pick up cougars is to work at a liquor store or The Beer Store. You can ID any cougars that pass through, pointing to the sign that says “if you look under 30, prepare to show your ID”, and faking really genuine lines like “there is no way you’re thirty.”
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I prefer the type of cougars shown in the picture… I find the other kind creepy… it’s not a gay thing, I have the same problem with cougays
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I prefer the type of cougars shown in the picture… I find the other kind creepy… it’s not a gay thing, I have the same problem with cougays
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Cougays? I thought they’d have their own name, like bear or chickenhawk or muskrat.I find real (i.e., human) cougars creepy too. The idea is nice, because it goes against stupid gender stereotypes, but in reality, old ladies just don’t do it for me.
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Cougays? I thought they’d have their own name, like bear or chickenhawk or muskrat.I find real (i.e., human) cougars creepy too. The idea is nice, because it goes against stupid gender stereotypes, but in reality, old ladies just don’t do it for me.
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Hmm – well then I guess I’m doomed, being a cougar in the making. I plotted my age against the age of my partners at that age, and aside from it looking like seismic activity, there’s a decreasing exponential trend to younger guys as my age increases. *sigh*But that being said, I was ID’d to get into Robinson Hall last week. Not bad for an almost 30 y/o.
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Hmm – well then I guess I’m doomed, being a cougar in the making. I plotted my age against the age of my partners at that age, and aside from it looking like seismic activity, there’s a decreasing exponential trend to younger guys as my age increases. sighBut that being said, I was ID’d to get into Robinson Hall last week. Not bad for an almost 30 y/o.
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