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  • The Pros and Cons of Rogers Home Phone

    Dear Roger, I do not want Rogers Home Phone. As you know, I am already paying you lots of money for a cell phone. Why the hell would I want to pay you more for something I already have? Thus, there is no need to send me letters and flyers almost every single day, literally,…

  • Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits

    Two stories in the news today: Swearing chef prompts tighter #*@%& rules George Carlin dies at 71 😦 Draw your own conclusions. George Carlin is known for being funny, but he’s equally brilliant when he’s being serious. You don’t really hear about modern-day philosophers, but maybe that’s because they’ve been replaced by comedians. Remember the…

  • Halifax

    My last major stop on my trip was Halifax, where I presented research at the Canadian Psychological Association convention. The poster was about my research on the relationship between geomagnetic activity and creativity. Basically I found that when the earth’s magnetic field is disturbed by funky stuff going on on the sun, people are more…

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