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Toronto
The last stop on my trip/vacation was Toronto. I had planned on spending the day there, but that didn’t really work out, so I just took the Robert Q directly from the airport. But just because I was only there for an hour doesn’t mean I don’t have stories to tell you, dear blog readers.…
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Fuck You
I think I’ve been swearing too much lately. Maybe I’m channeling George Carlin’s ghost, or maybe it’s just because I watch too many videos like this: She Has A Boyfriend – Watch more free videos
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The Pros and Cons of Rogers Home Phone
Dear Roger, I do not want Rogers Home Phone. As you know, I am already paying you lots of money for a cell phone. Why the hell would I want to pay you more for something I already have? Thus, there is no need to send me letters and flyers almost every single day, literally,…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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