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This Place is the Best
So think about this. People often think that their city is the best in several different ways. Wherever they live has the greatest bars, the most beautiful women, the best tacos, whatever. But how do people come to hold these opinions? Well, one way would be to try to remember the best members of the…
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Welcome, Cake Haters
Welcome to everyone coming from Epicurious. It’s awesome that they linked to our ugly global warming cake and described it as “godawful”. Be sure to check out our Other Ugly Cakes, and come back for more in the future (I’ve still got pictures of at least two others to post).
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Puppy Scratches and Handwritten Bar Stamp
I woke up on my couch, my shirt covered in crumbs. I tried to swallow, and my mouth was full of crumbs too. I guess I was so dehydrated that the nachos I’d stuffed in my mouth and half-chewed, in a futile attempt to avoid a hangover, had dried to a crumble. The picture above…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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