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  • To-Do List

    To-do: Start a career. Find a soul mate. Buy a car. Learn to play a musical instrument. Write a novel. Make meaningful and lasting contributions to the well-being of life on earth. Eat a bag of circus peanuts in one sitting. Get in a cab and scream “DRIVE!”

  • The Reverse-LOLcat

    Commenting on the popularity and profitability of LOLcats, Tornwordo asks: What’s the next big stupid idea that can make us rich? There must be something. I’m glad you asked, Tornwordo. I specialize in stupid ideas. The answer to your question is: pictures of text that is poorly worded or in broken English, with “captions” made…

  • In the News

    Today’s top story: LOLcats are awesome. Among the usual stories of politics, business, and school shootings, today’s LA Times featured an entire article about I Can Has Cheezburger, the internet’s leading provider of pictures of cats with poorly written captions. It’s actually an interesting read; I never really considered that people are making a living…

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