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More CatLOLs
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Masturprocrastination
I’m having one of those days where I woke up sick (for the first time in about 10 months! I was beginning to think I was Bruce Willis in Unbreakable), and even though I’m feeling better now, I’m still using “I’m sick” as an excuse to do as little work as possible. Also, I can…
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Seagull You Fly
Since I decided to learn guitar, I’ve been practicing on this ancient one that my dad has had forever. It looks like this: For as long as I remember, my dad’s had this guitar. I’m pretty sure it’s older than me. That little discoloration near the bottom is where a sticker of the Playboy bunny…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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