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Film as Elixir
Ok so go read this review of Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist by critic Jordan Hiller and then come back here. Since you totally didn’t read it, here’s a summarizing quote: The film and those like it are merely the reflection of ageing creative people in hopeless search for an elixir. I haven’t seen the…
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More CatLOLs
See also: The Reverse-LOLcat CatsThatLookLikeHitler.com
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Masturprocrastination
I’m having one of those days where I woke up sick (for the first time in about 10 months! I was beginning to think I was Bruce Willis in Unbreakable), and even though I’m feeling better now, I’m still using “I’m sick” as an excuse to do as little work as possible. Also, I can…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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