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  • Food Logic, Volume 8: Coffee + Buttercream Icing

    Premise 1: Buttercream icing goes good on cake.Premise 2: There is such a thing as coffee cake. Conclusion: Buttercream icing goes good with coffee. This is honestly not bad. The icing dissolved into the coffee easily, with not a chunk or curdle to be found. A thin oily layer on top let me know that…

  • Sold

    So yesterday, I sold that house I used to own. I went and cashed the shiny cheque from half the profit, then did what any self-respecting normal person does after happening upon some extra money…GROCERY SHOPPING!!! I splurged and treated myself, since money was no object, and because maybe materialism and gluttony could help stave…

  • Fun With Words

    It’s always strange / hilarious when people talk in third-person narrative when they should be talking in first-person. For example, if I wanted a taco, and I said “Mike wants a taco! BRING MIKE A TACO!”, that would be weird. Yet it happens. Bob Dole has a habit of referring to himself in third-person. However,…

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