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Sold
So yesterday, I sold that house I used to own. I went and cashed the shiny cheque from half the profit, then did what any self-respecting normal person does after happening upon some extra money…GROCERY SHOPPING!!! I splurged and treated myself, since money was no object, and because maybe materialism and gluttony could help stave…
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Fun With Words
It’s always strange / hilarious when people talk in third-person narrative when they should be talking in first-person. For example, if I wanted a taco, and I said “Mike wants a taco! BRING MIKE A TACO!”, that would be weird. Yet it happens. Bob Dole has a habit of referring to himself in third-person. However,…
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Say Hi to Your Mother For Me
I have no idea why this made me laugh so hard: <!–[if IE]> Or this: [if IE]> Is it possible that Saturday Night Live has stopped sucking again?–>

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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