So yesterday, I sold that house I used to own. I went and cashed the shiny cheque from half the profit, then did what any self-respecting normal person does after happening upon some extra money…GROCERY SHOPPING!!!
I splurged and treated myself, since money was no object, and because maybe materialism and gluttony could help stave off the soul-crushing realization that all remnants of my awesome former life are now gone, sold, abandoned, and/or in the hands of other people.
It was a fancy feast, my friends.
See? Those are special occasion pastries. There are four different kinds, so it’s like a four-course meal.
And to finish off this bountiful banquet:
This isn’t as monetarily careless as it seems, because Ben & Jerry’s was on sale; three for ten bucks. That’s so cheap! It was at Valu-Mart, fellow Londoners. Get ’em before they’re gone. *
* They are probably already gone.
P.S. My life really isn’t as depressing as this post makes it seem. I’ve just been watching too much You Suck at Photoshop.
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10 responses to “Sold”
Good Ben & Jerry choices too.When I sold my house, I bought my iMac within hours
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Good Ben & Jerry choices too.When I sold my house, I bought my iMac within hours
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Hey therenice blog….very interesting posts😀happy blogging
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Hey therenice blog….very interesting posts:Dhappy blogging
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Sharkboy: Haha nice. I’m looking forward to / dreading the announcement of new Apple laptops on Tuesday.Amynabi: Thanks so much! Happy blogging to you as well.
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Sharkboy: Haha nice. I’m looking forward to / dreading the announcement of new Apple laptops on Tuesday.Amynabi: Thanks so much! Happy blogging to you as well.
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I got in on that sale.
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I got in on that sale.
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I hope you made some good money from the sale. Great choices. I’ve been trying to stick to the “no sugar added” Chapmans. Makes me feel less guilty when I eat too much.
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I hope you made some good money from the sale. Great choices. I’ve been trying to stick to the “no sugar added” Chapmans. Makes me feel less guilty when I eat too much.
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