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Stars and Other Monsters – A Novel by Phronk (Me), Out on June 13th
I wrote a novel. I’ve decided to release it to the world on June 13th (the only Friday the 13th in 2014). It’s called Stars and Other Monsters, and it’s a horror novel about celebrities and vampires. Here is the cover: If you’ve been reading my blog, you might enjoy my novel. They are similar,…
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Book Review: The Five, by Robert McCammon
I haven’t been keeping up with my book reviews. Oops. Well, here’s one I’ve been reading for months and only just finished: Robert McCammon’s The Five. Only minor spoilers here. The Five is the story of a rock band consisting of five people. They’re called The Five. They embark on their final tour, first touring…
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The Ironic Pleasure of a Farting Baboon
I recently wrote a novel consisting of nothing but the word “fart” 100 000 times, then tried to sell it on Amazon. It was an experiment designed to provoke all points of view in today’s book publishing industry, and it worked. I summarize the rest of the story of Baboon Fart Story over on Forest…

I’m Phronk, also known as P.T. Phronk, or Mike. I’m a writer and scientist. Here’s where to find my stuff:
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