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Tweeting With the Stars, Volume 2
Unicorns suck ass. (in reference to this)
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For Your Viewing Pleasure
I found these photographs of my daily life in various folders on my computer. WARNING. SCIENTOLOGISTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THIS BLOG. Also: Scientologist isn’t in my Mac’s dictionary. No seriously spell check, stop underlining it. WARNING. WARNING. THE FOLLOWING CONTAIN ERRORS. MSN doesn’t just make Hotmail shittier with each passing day; they also spoot star…
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Are You a Dominican or a Dominican't?
I went to the Dominican because it is a nicer place than here. It looks like this: The place was called Barcelo Dominican Beach, in Punta Cana. We spent a week there, and the weather could not have been better. My burned head has the faint aroma of cooked bacon. There was much to do,…
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